I watched Netflix’s They Cloned Tyrone over the weekend. It was a pretty funny movie with a lot of memorable scenes and the star-studded cast was super funny! Oscar winner Jamie Foxx (Slick Charles), John Boyega (Fontaine) and Teyonah Parris (Yo-Yo) did their thing! I am still trying to figure out what era did the movie take place in because for one minute I thought it was set in the late 70’s then I saw a lot of things in the movie that was pretty up to date! I was a bit complexed but it was a okay movie! I think it got a lot of hype for NO reason and with the whole Jamie Foxx mysterious illness, this made for a good click bait movie for sure to get people to watch, brilliant on the marketing team lol! See some of the most hilarious quotes from the film inside and it’s streaming now on Netflix….
- You look like you about to pass out. Go in that kitchen and get some damn juice. Represent yourself in the best way, man!
- I ain’t got to deal with none of this shit.You ain’t nothing but a habitual line-stepping, Jedi-mind-tricking motherfucker and I ain’t got to deal with it!
- So you’re from the blockchain huh? Thats what you investing in? When you going to do that? Is that before or after you take off and backpack through the mountains of Baconia? Patagonia. Whatever the fuck.
- You know what? That’s why I named your ass Yo-Yo, because you always come right back!
- Man where the hell you been at huh? I’ve been looking for your black ass all over the universe!
- I don’t really appreciate how you coming in here, you know. attacking my castle like that, you know, in front of my flowers.
- Listen, we ain’t liquid like we used to be, okay? Look, they dehydrated, These chickens ain’t clucking like they used to. Its a cold front.
- They say curiosity killed the cat, and I’m telling you right now, we some mother fucking cats. We cool cats but we still cats!
- Why does it always got to be Black-on-Black crime? Hmm? Black men are supposed to support they n*ggas! Take your shit. Dramatic ass. You ‘re lucky I’m a lover, not a fighter!
- Watch my cuticle now. Be gentle with it. Respect it. Respect that cuticle.
- Jesus, what’re you doing? You send a ghost to a pimp?
- Do you remember getting lit the f*ck up? You should be breathing through some tubes right now.
- Get your beige ass the fuck out of here. You fake Obama-looking motherfucker. That ain’t Michelle n*gga.
- There it is again, that slippery slope of recidivism. I hate to see it.
- Keep talking goddammit. You keep talking and I’m going to slip out of this Goodwill suit, and slap that fake ass wig off your punny ass head with nothing but my Gucci boxers on, and be back in this coat before it wrinkles. And you know I can do it!
- It’s an elevator in the goddamn trap house. Doesn’t it make your spider senses tingle?
- We don’t spelunk. White people spelunk. We spelunking.
- Girl you done lost your rabbit ass mind? Why you got a gun? Because I don’t know what’s on the other side of these damn doors.
- It ain’t no snow, but I can still ski in it.
A series of eerie events thrusts an unlikely trio (John Boyega, Teyonah Parris, and Jamie Foxx) onto the trail of a nefarious government experience conspiracy in this pulpy mystery caper.
