Today was drama for me because my laptop was acting a monkey and I couldn’t pull any images from my mac book pro iphotos! Chile this computer is on that nerve! Anywoo, ENOUGH about me let’s get to the real drama from a second dose of Atlanta Housewives that aired last night! A producer from Bravo told me this will be a very long season and that they will air well past the holidays. So that made me happy!

Last night the shine was all on SheBySheree as she prepared for court to try to get more money from Bob (her babies daddy)! I was on twitter last night having a ball tweeting about so much that was going on in the show. Ok, let’s get started!

NeNe was hanging out with Cynthia shopping at a second hand store boutique with some lady behind the counter who looked like she was out of a scene from Roots, The New Beginning lol. I was on the floor! NeNe was uncomfortable shopping at the store saying she didn’t like wearing clothing that someone else had been in. NeNe times are hard and good money is hard to come by.Chile as soon as the show is over for good, you will be going right back to that very same store and eating your words! She also said, Charles didn’t get any of her “Hello Kitty”.#stopfakingthefunk

Marlo made another appearance last night with her ex-boo Charles Grant who (in real life)was recently arrested for writing bad checks. Both of them appeared on Kandi’s online show, Kandi Koated Nights where they discussed, “how to nab a baller”. I thought the subject matter was whack but who am I? Why didn’t they discuss, “how to date a baller and stomach a “facially challenged” person and not throw up! Okaaay? Charles discussed why he liked Marlo,plus how she had her stuff together(and she does). He also talked about how women are so fake in Atlanta. No boo, we ain’t fake, we fake around yo a**! #getthehellon

Cynthia wasn’t really doing much and if she was, I can’t remember. So basically it’s time to move on! #carryon

Kandi met with the developer of her Bedroom Kandi sex toy line in a restaurant. I was looking a bit perplexed trying to figure out why she was pulling out pink rubber weenies in a public restaurant? Why not in an office, her recording studio, the ladies office, a back alley,a park, adult bookstore, anywhere that didn’t have to have a food inspection rating would have been sufficient! #wheredadothat

Kim brought home baby KJ and everyone was oohing and awing over him. He is cute as a button and either he was up or catnapping. The real joke of the night was Sweetie/Kizzy wearing that Nicki Minaj pink friday lipstick, chile it was a hot a** mess! We clowned her for about 5 minutes on twitter! #epicfail

Phaedra prepared to handle SheBySheree’s child support case. From what I read on the blogs today, she didn’t prepare good enough. Word on the curb is that in real life she flunked the first time she took her bar exam! See thats, that bullsh*t because maybe that’s why she wasn’t prepared and got bamboozled when Bob pulled the okey doke on her in court! She had the pie face for real! He graduated from Stanford, he’s no dummy. He does look a bit slow but see that goes to show you, NEVER judge a book by it’s cover lol! #icant

Sheree was snotting and crying about getting served modification papers from Bob but she should have been crying about buying a Hermes bag and Porsche and NOT putting priorities in order. Who lives in an apartment with their son sleeping on a floaty that goes in the community pool? Chile, I’m done! Later she goes to court with Phaedra when Bob had plan b for that azz! He hit them with contempt of court and both of them had the pie face. He sprinted out that court room like he was running for a touchdown! Bob is so wrong for that! Before leaving he grinned and stuck his tongue out at them. I don’t know what to think lol. I’ve been around Bob and he is a very nice person. I’ve been around Sheree and she is also from my hometown Cleveland. So, I don’t know who to sympathize with. I’m praying for both of them. I have two kids and I know if that was me in court with my ex, they would have been calling the po-po or the paramedics because Pink Suga don’t play! My kids are my EVERYTHING and so is my MONEY! Bob wouldn’t have been leaving out of there smiling! #beatdown

So there you have it folks! Chime in and let me know your thoughts on Episode 7, I would love to hear your opinions! xoxo

The Atlanta Housewives aired last night, I tried to stay up but  fell asleep and woke up and fell back to sleep again. It’s just NOT keeping my attention this season but from what I gathered I didn’t miss much. Let’s get started, while I yawn!!!

Kim and Kroy were in the hospital waiting patiently for the arrival of K.J. All the family was in the delivery room, while Kim moaned and cursed waiting for the baby to come. Her epidural had kicked in and she was ready to push! I loved Kim’s doctor who said, “If Kim ain’t cussing and complaining she ain’t ready!” Later a healthy baby boy was born, Kroy Jagger Biermann has arrived! Congrats! #yeahdoesbackflip

Cynthia high tailed it up to NYC to see her ex-boo Russell Simmons. They reminisced about their past relationship and Russell helped her figure out a name for her modeling school. When the meeting was over they got up to walk out when Russell says, “damn you still got a fat a**” Cynthia tells him not to be disrespectful. Russell has potty mouth like somebody I know lol. He says what ever the hell is on his mind,gotta luv em. Later, Cynthia meets up with old friends, talks about living in Atlanta and throws a mini get together.She misses the NYC vibe. #flipsvoguemag

NeNe met up with business partner/pizza man to discuss their partnership, when he takes their relationship the wrong way. He thinks they are on a real date, when NeNe clearly is thinking in her brain, dude where is my check? I’m very rich biatch! Her face tells the story of how she is NOT interested in this dude, I was cracking up! I want to know why didn’t she reject those extravagant gifts though if she didn’t like him? Hints…Loubis & Tiffany ink pen? #chilebye

ShebySheree had me do a double take. Why didn’t the producers set us up to know that she has MOVED once again? Last season she was dating the fake doctor living in a downsized house and now she is filming in an apartment that sorta looks like mine? I was VERY confused! There is NEVER any consistency in this lady storyline.Bob serves her with modification of child support papers and she calls her mom to talk about it.#Fail

Phaedra goes to court with her client and tries to save him from going to jail from having too dark of tint on his ride and possession of weed. After court she chats with him in the parking lot and he peels off a stack and hands it to her. She gives him NO receipt or nothing. What in the hell is going on here? Chile, ain’t no way I would be handling my business in nobody’s parking lot! She made her credibility go way down! I would have NEVER let Bravo film me doing that! She will FOREVER have hood clients after this episode! She has an office, why not have him drop it off there? Who does that? #rachetness

Kandi glams up her mom for an internet dating site. This touched my heart because I don’t have this type of relationship with my mom. My mom and I are very distant but to see Kandi do her moms makeup, hair,loan her a body magic and take photos of her, was something special. Mama Joyce does look nice too, to be her age! She worked it out in her photoshoot! #TeamMamaJoyce

So there you have it! From what I gathered it was an ok show. Marlo was a no show this episode but she did inform me that she will be on about 3 more episodes, I can’t wait to see more of her! Till next time! xoxo

I’m a little late posting about The Real Housewives of Atlanta recap because I was doing a bit of traveling to Los Angeles. I’m settled into my hotel room, so now I can do my recap of the show. I was actually at the newest cast member Marlo Hampton’s home at her viewing party on Sunday,so it was very hard to hear with everyone cheering for her. I had to go home and re-watch it again to get the full essence of the show. Let’s get started!

The show starts with Phaedra bringing Kandi a “I’m so sorry” homemade cake to make a mends for the hiccup at the birthday party with Redickulous(the face only a mother could love). I loved the monogrammed cake dish. #carryon

Kandi and her mom have a pow wow and try to squash the tension about the birthday party mishap. #movingon

Kim Zolciak was at her doctors appointment getting ready for the arrival of her baby boy. She wants plenty of “drugs” for when the time comes! Her and Brielle chatted about her being insecure when the bundle of joy gets here.I was knocked out during both of my kids deliveries, don’t ask me what happned. I woke up and saw wet lil baby chickens both times lol. #sipstea

Cynthia Bailey struggled to host a fashion show at Botanical Gardens in Atlanta. I was at this event(click here). I don’t remember her fumbling over so many names when I was standing there. She looked amazeballs and thats all that mattered to me. This is when I spotted Charles Grant and Marlo Hampton walk in. I immediately got up and got my camera out and started shooting her. I knew she had to be of some importance because 1.She was Gucci down from head to toe! 2.She was mic’d and I noticed that right away! I was the first to blog about her(click here). The Gucci outfit picture I shot, went all over the internet! I just didn’t say anything about her being the newest cast member! You read it here first folks! #Pow!

Later,Cynthia meets up with her mom and sister Malorie at the Bailey Agency where they discuss Peter and a bad loan of 40 g’s. Lawd, he’s starting to bother me so much. Malorie is not feeling Peter and doesn’t want her sister to go broke to support her man and mom is all for her supporting him. My feelings on this are mixed. I say don’t discuss personal business if you don’t want to be judged! #straddlingfence

SheBySheree has family time with her kids at the park when Bob Whitfield(her baby daddy) appears out of no where. They discuss child support for the umptenth time and he thinks its a joke! Sheree get yo money, I feel you! Men have NO clue how expensive it is to raise kids. He had the audacity to tell her she was of sound mind and body! I can’t! She gave him a nice splash of Basketball Wives Miami style! #whomad

Later down on Crenshaw(BarOne) most of the housewives meet up there to get a sneak preview of Peters new venture. NeNe was suppose to host the event but was late as heck getting there. Cynthia ponders while all the other housewives try to figure out why Nene is so late. Hell all of them can’t talk! Every show SOMEBODY is either late or don’t show up at all, so what? Marlo is there with her date Charles Grant who had me almost fall out the bed when he said, “Yeah, we went out on one date, she was too into herself, it was a done dollar”. Where is he from? I had never heard that line before, I spit out my pepsi when he said that, hell nawl!

Peter unveils an afrocentric portrait of Cynthia done by photographer Derek Blanks. It was gorg and she seemed to really like it. I was invited out to this but didn’t feel like doing the drive because I don’t live in Atlanta lol. NeNe finally shows up doing a mean strut in the door giving everyone shade and a major side eye at the party. She greets Cynthia & Peter and says that she had a wardrobe malfunction but nobody is buying it. Most of the girls think it’s because Charles is there with Marlo and she may feel a certain way about it.So there you have it folks! Can’t wait till next week to see the delivery of Kim’s baby and more! Till next time! xoxo

*I’m not one to gossip but word on the curb is that one of the housewives is living in an apartment and filming her scenes out of her club house(a place where tenants can take their guests to entertain on the premises) because she is flat broke! #chilebye

Chillllllllle what in the hell is going on with these chicas on the Atl housewives! I was in dis-belief as I snacked on my white cheddar popcorn and sipped from my Pepsi….. hell nawl! They have lost their complete minds this time around, but I was all in my boob tube, ha! Now at first it started off kinda slow as usual with the girls doing recaps of last weeks events but then it got juicy! Let’s get started!

Kim had deep concerns about her baby boy getting his weeny circumcised and I so feel her on that! Her and Kroy met with nurse Lisa to discuss the ins and outs of the surgery and what to look for since she didn’t know what to expect. You know all she had was girls. #movingon

Sheree is still in lala land about building a house from ground up. Her and Phaedra met with the construction dude to see how he was coming along with Chateau She by Sheree. Chile, word on the curb is that, that was just for tv, she ain’t building no home. She was probably on somebody else’s job site, it has come to a complete hault! #sit

Phaedra on the other hand, been cutting the fool! First she was chit chatting with the builder about black girls having “donkey booties”, then later the stripper party. One thing at a time though. I must admit all the ladies do have nice shapes! Lawd, thank goodness a lot of black females came with built in equipment and don’t have to buy extra parts! #whomad

Cynthia still won’t check both sides! First Peter and that flip mouth of his and cocky attitude then her sister and mom. I feel bad for her. She stuck in the middle looking the fool! I remember having to go in on a family member who use to always have something mean to say to me. Once I got that a** in check, I haven’t had any problems since! Cynthia girl, give me a call! #flipsvoguemag

Kandi turned 35 and had a big birthday bash! I think I was invited out to this but didn’t make it and I’m so peeved!!!! First off, somebody help me understand Lawrence’s draggish outfit and blonde ambition hairdo at the party? Didn’t somebody in his salon tell him that was not the business? He looked like a wet chicken in a Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial! #icant

Phaedra later on set up a surprise treat at Kandi’s b-day party and mama Joyce was not having it! She said and I quote, “this some bullsh*t!” She didn’t like the fact that “Ridickulous” came out a red box and performed at the party and kinda serviced “himself” in front of everyone! Pause….ain’t Phaedra a pastor’s daughter or something like that? I wonder what her parents think of all of this? To see NeNe make a stank face told the story though lol! She was in complete disgust and got up and sashayed her tail out of there with the quickness! She tweeted later that, yes she use to be a stripper but she ain’t never did no stuff like that! I thought it was pretty tacky too and it was older people there. I’m surprised that Phaedra represents clients like skripper Ridickulous wow! His body was a 10 but the face was a 0 and only something a mother could love! #epicfail

Next week my girl Marlo Hampton makes her debut as the newest cast member and I can’t wait to see her!!! She brings a lot of style to the show and great one liners! I have a special treat too, so check back Monday to find out what! Till next time! xoxo

Pic of Marlo Hampton by Pamela Moulin

Other pics Bravo

In the latest issue of Jet Magazine our fav housewives covers the week of Nov 14th. In their interviews they talk about the show and on working with each other.

NeNe shared that she has a new wine coming out. That makes sense because she is always sipping on something lol. She also spilled the tea on her cast mates as well. About Kandi she said, “She’s real, she’s down to earth.  But Kandi is not easy to get to know.  I actually  find her kind of mean.”

About Sheree she says, “Sheree is very mean spirited.  I think Sheree thinks she’s everything.  She’s got a bad attitude.” About Phaedra, NeNe said, ”I almost feel like she was that girl at home looking at the tv going, ‘Let me on that show!’  I call her Fake-dra.”

Kandi on NeNe, ”She’s a hustler….She’s about getting paper.  She’s always got something in the works.”  and added about Kim saying, “She’s the type of person who knows how to play dumb when she wants to but really knows what’s going on…”

Kim on NeNe “It is what it is…”

Phaedra on Kandi, ”She’s a brilliant businesswoman.  She reminds me a lot of myself, and I love her.”  

Cynthia on Kim, “We definitely had some tiffs, but only about trivial things.  But on the show it ends up looking like big things.”

This issue hits news stands Monday, November 7th.

Recap of show: 

Sheree stopped by to hear her sidekick Lawrence practicing at the recording studio. He was working on a new single and I cant remember the name of it or how it sound because I muted my tv! #ICant

Kim started the show off with a bang, moving into a bigger home. Kroy did most of the moving and Kim and Sweetie the slave, sat in the car talking crap lol. I know for a fact that Sweetie is no longer working with Kim,maybe she finally got sick of being talked to like she was back in Harriet Tubman days, #Fail.

Cynthia Bailey opened her modeling school and Miss J stopped by to show the girls how to werk the runway! I loved his quote, I gotta bail these bitches out” #dead!

Phaedra wants to open a funeral parlor. She took care of her great aunts funeral arrangements and the bug bit her. The top hats and band at the funeral was just over the top as most of her things are. It was a bit tacky to me like that baby shower lol. #wheredadodat

Kandi was very curious about launching a sex toy line. She gets Sheree and Phaedra’s opinion on what they think about it. They were very supportive. I was gifted one of her Bedroom Kandi toys, have yet to try it. #sipstea

NeNe goes car shopping at a buy here pay here from her ex boo for Bryce,she does buy him that car. I’ve seen him driving around town in it. He works up at the mall by me, well let me rephrase that, I think he is still is working at the Mall, last time I saw him there was in the Summer. #movinon

Then it got ugly about 5 minutes before the show ended with Sheree and NeNe. Sheree was booked for an event and heard that NeNe was trying to get a bigger cut of the deal and She by Sheree confronted her on it. NeNe didn’t like how things were going, so thats when they went back and forth about it. NeNe told Sheree she was “rich biatch” and Sheree said, Oh really? NeNe felt like Sheree had always been jealous of her. Sheree told her, girl you had your car repo’d at Home Depot and I knew you when you had rotten teeth and saggy titties. I almost fell out the bed, hell nawl! She also said, you so rich but you shoulda got them motherf’n teeth fixed! See….I can’t! NeNe said, “I paid 50 thousand for my veneers sweetie, don’t you like them” and got up and bounced! NeNe later went over to Cynthia’s house and boo hoo’d her eyeballs out because she was hurt with what Sheree said to her. Sheree cracks me up because she is so calm but will cut you like a knife with that mouth and not break one sweat! I need to learn that technique! I can’t wait till next Sunday at 9pm, where is the damn popcorn! Till next time! xoxo